Top Obama 2012 Slogans as Suggested by Readers of Ace o' Spades

The president's campaign needs a new slogan. The genteel posse of altruistic volunteers at Ace o' Spades decided crowd-sourcing would answer the challenge.

Obama 2012: Change Is Expensive
Obama 2012: Because Queen Elizabeth Really Wants A Skateboard
Obama in 2012 - Because somebody, somewhere, still works in the private sector
Obama: when an empire absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight
Obama 2012: Who's the cat who won't cop out / When there's danger all about?

Obama 2012: All These Vacations Aren't Going To Take Themselves
Obama 2012: Abortion, Dependency and The Thrill of Misery
Barack Obama: Smell The Embarrassment
Obama: oppression has a new face
Obama 2012: Change Is Expensive

Obama 2012: You still can't use my middle name
O'12: Because you're racist, that's why.
Obama 2012: At some point you've voted enough
O'12: Admit it, you want to find out what comes after a Trillion
Obama 2012: Because we still don't look like North Korea from space

Obama: What I Did for the Middle East, I Can Do for America
Obama 2012: Divided We Fall
Just the Tip 2012
Obama 2012: If You Were Running For President He'd Vote For You.
Once You Go Barack, Theres No Going Back

Obama 2012: An Abortion In Every Pot
Obama 2012: Because The Mayans Said So
Obama 2012: It's Still Bush's Fault!
Obama 2012: How Much Worse Could It Get?
Obama 2012: The Last Vote You'll Ever Cast

Obama 2012: Ask us about our free contraceptives!
O in '12: Because America didn't eat its peas
Obama 2012: Mulligan!
SCOAMF II: Electric Boogaloo
Obama 2012: Who's promising you more free s*** than ME?

Obama/Biden 2012: America was dressed like a whore